10 Ways Men Irritate Women
What are those things a man does that makes the woman in his
life feel as if she might burst a vein in her head?
1.Thinking your driver's licence is
not real. Somehow men just don't see your driver's
licence as being quite as valid as theirs. Often, they would
prefer to drive the whole way - even if it's 1500 kms - rather
than asking you to drive for an hour or two. Point is, percentage-wise,
women are involved in far fewer accidents than men are - ask
any insurance company.
2. Assuming the house cleans itself.
This is a big one. Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but
no, wet underwear does not remove itself from the bathroom floor,
food does not miraculously appear on the table, or in the fridge,
clean and ironed clothes do not get into the cupboard by themselves
and the dishes don't clean by themselves overnight. Someone
does all these things. Who do you think it could be? Could it
be the other person in the house who also has a nine-to-five
job? Wouldn't it be nice to wash the dishes every now and then
without expecting a Nobel Peace Prize for doing it?
3. Being jealous. It drives
women away when men treat them like awaiting-trial prisoners,
whose every move is under scrutiny. When men do this, it's about
their own insecurities and their fear of rejection. When a man
treats a woman like this, isolating her and accusing her of
all sorts of things, he is showing his fear, not his love, and
exhibiting what he thinks is his right to treat her like a possession.
Most women find relationships like these claustrophobic in the
extreme.
4. Putting their mother on a pedestal.
True, every woman has her bad and good qualities, but he thinks
his mother is directly related to the archangel Gabriel. Your
cooking, housekeeping skills, social skills, whatever, always
fall short in comparison. And any criticism you express of this
wondrous creature makes him look as if he's just been kicked
in the teeth by his best friend.
5. It's win, win, win, all the way.
Life, according to men, is one long competition, in which there
are winners and losers. Women tend to be more co-operative and
conciliatory by nature. Being fiercely competitive obviously
has a place, but not when you're playing Ludo with your ten-year-old
nieces and nephews.
6. Assuming their spending is necessary
and women's wasteful. The subscription to the golf
club is essential - more essential than toothpaste. Many men
- there are fortunately exceptions - have no idea what basic
household necessities cost. These days it's easy to blow $50
on unromantic household necessities like coffee, toilet cleaner,
milk, dog food and cereal and it's not your partner's fault.
She is not wasting money on luxuries.
7. Rather committing hara-kiri than
asking directions. So, what's the deal here? Is a
man expected to know all roads leading everywhere, even if he's
not been there before? And what would happen if he stopped and
asked someone instead of driving in circles for 45 minutes?
Instantaneous combustion? A public whipping? Instant castration?
Surely not, but the prospect, for some reason, is as daunting.
Almost as daunting as going to see the doctor about his foot
that's starting to look gangrenous.
8. Wanting to fix things, instead
of listening to you. You've had a bad day - the twins
had diarrhoea, the babysitter didn't arrive, but what did arrive
was a hefty bill from the IRD. All you want is a sympathetic
ear and a pat on the back and a tissue or two, and what do you
get? Suggestions about medication, an offering to fire the babysitter
and the telephone number of his tax consultant. OK, that's kind,
but it's not what you wanted. You wanted a shoulder to cry on.
9. A thing of beauty forever.
Men who have gone completely bald and who have a beer belly
that would pass for a nine-month pregnancy assume that all women
still find them attractive and flirt with them accordingly.
BUT - they notice an extra three kilos on their wives - and
comment on it. How fair is that?
10. They get paid more for doing the
same thing. Technically this shouldn't be the case.
But, statistics still tell the sorry tale of women being stuck
in low-paid, heavygoing jobs with low starting salaries and
lower than low glass ceilings. And, if one asks around, it still
happens frequently that men are paid higher starting salaries
than women.
But then, to balance all this out, there are the bear hugs
when you really need it, the sorting out of the dent in your
car and the e-mail just to tell you he loves you and the graciousness
with which he deals with your difficult mother.
10 Ways Women Irritate
Men
This is not a standard women-bashing article. This is just
an effort to pinpoint those things in women that men find terribly
irritating. Next it's the men's turn for this spotlight.
This article might also go a long way towards explaining why
one woman who is a Plain Jane has a whirling social life and
another who is a knockout watches TV every Saturday night -
on her own.
1. Moaning Minnie. No man
feels like getting involved with someone who constantly moans
about everything - from the weather to the movie to the driving
of other motorists. It's hard enough to stay positive, but with
such a negative barrage coming from your date for the evening,
you might as well have stayed home. It would have been more
cheerful anyway.
2. Bodily insecurity. Call
it the fault of the media, or whatever, but most women don't
feel happy with their bodies. Constant insecurity about how
she's looking can be really trying for any guy - and make the
giving of any compliments a veritable minefield.
3. Gold digger. Most men,
if they get the feeling their date is more interested in their
bank balance than in them, would not make a second date. This
is the 21st century and women should be able to look after themselves
and not hang around waiting for someone else to pick up the
bills.
4. Mood swings. Everyone
has days on which they don't feel a barrel of laughs, but if
someone goes all silent on you for hours or days without being
prepared to tell you why, this can be a real turnoff. And all
of this because you can't read her mind. (If you could, you'd
be set up somewhere wearing beads in a caravan and making a
fortune.) Imagine if you hit any real problems - what would
she do if this is the way she reacts because she feels miffed
by your choice of movie?
5. No other interests. If
a woman cannot get excited about any other interests, sports
or hobbies, but is purely fixated on the relationship or getting
a new boyfriend, it can get very boring.
6. Waiting for a knight on a white
horse. The time is over where women needed to wait
for someone to come and make everything all right. Many men
are loathe to take on full responsibility for someone else's
existence - the new thing is a 50-50 partnership.
7. Fashion slaves. "Fashion
is something so hideous that it has to change every six months"
- according to Oscar Wilde. Most men are not very fashion-conscious
and prefer a sort of middle-of-the road style of dress for themselves
and for the women they date. Someone who won't go anywhere without
makeup or unless she's dolled up to the nines in the latest
fashion is downright tedious. Sometimes the girl-next-door look
is just fine.
8. Talking about exes.
Unless a woman is actually on her first date ever, she's sure
to have some story to tell about an ex. She shouldn't. Men do
not like hearing endless tales in which exes get trashed. They
do not want to hear about exes. Point blank. If a woman talks
about an ex-boyfriend all evening, she's obviously not over
him yet.
9. Control freak. Most
dates/relationships require a certain amount of compromise.
But a man does not like it if he's always the one having to
compromise. Neither does a woman, for that matter. But if someone's
behaviour is controlling from the start, maybe a second date
is not such a good idea. The real issue here is never which
movie or which restaurant, but who is in control here. Who wants
a lifelong battle for supremacy?
10. Voice volley. This
is probably unfair, because people cannot always choose their
tone of voice. But a voice that is high-pitched and drones on
and on like a chainsaw would make most men think twice about
a second date. The Nanny was funny, but could you listen to
that voice if you had a hangover?